Random thoughts.

Why is China so populated when all everything they manufacture is either made of lead or formalin? Does this mean that they only make deadly products for export, to eventually kill all other races, and keep all the good stuff only for themselves so that they could dominate the world? I was just wondering why China is still so populated when most of the the Chinese products I know is either potentially harmful or just plain hazardous.

If Mongoloids are called as such because they look like Mongolians, then how do you know if a Mongolian person is normal or not?

Japanese people are smart, as proven by their inventions. They have created all sorts of things to make their lives comfortable, even too much, perhaps. I sometimes think that their technology will bring them to their downfall. They are becoming too lazy.

They have created a regular umbrella attached to the head. Like carrying it is too much of an effort. They make all sorts of useless shit, like the Chinese. In a world filled with all sorts of shit, I wonder what makes them think we still need more.

Shame-proof me, please.

Humiliation is one of life’s countless inevitables. Every now and then we do something that unexpectedly leads to mortification which usually leaves us more self-conscious than ever. Embarrassment is so much a part of our social lives that every so often it is already anticipated.

Today, this thought made me think of something. I haven’t been embarrassed for quite some time already. My moment is bound to come soon. Omigazh.

I must be prepared with poised retotrts.

“Doc, make me fugly.”

It’s basic human (woman) instinct to aspire to be beautiful. Everyone wants to stand out and be looked at in jealous gazes. We have this idea of perfection in our minds and we want to be it.

Leighton Meester Skin.

 

Giselle Bundchen Body

Not everyone is lucky enough to be born pretty like Natalie Portman. But thanks to the promise of the beauty products, we can be – WITH REGULAR USE.

So what happens next when everyone has become goddess-beautiful? What happens next when beauty is the norm and no one stands out anymore?

Ugly, then, will become the new pretty. Then everyone will aspire to look disgusting.

No longer will there be skin whitening products but skin darkening products! Silky straight hair will be out of fashion, dry and dead will be the new trend. Stores will be filled with fattening pills, oil-inducing facial creams, darkening deodorants, leg hair growers, teeth yellower, mouth odorizers, fart-scented perfumes, lip chappers, and skin driers.

Obese women will cover Playboy Magazines, beastly faces will bombard EDSA.

Don’t bother brushing your hair or plucking your eyebrows. Your time is coming soon. Very soon.

Jessica Alba will soon be the most hideous woman in the world.