The girl who cried “Putangina may ipis!”
15 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Random
So. I’m in the shower.
Halfway through. Often just a third of the way.
And…
Jenjenenen!
IPIS. Crawling in the corner. Planning its vicious attack on me. Plotting his flight straight to my face. Making sure of his every move so he could plant those fangs or whatever teeth or gums he has and pierce it through my skin.
Nah. Not really.
He’s just quietly crawls in the corner. Probably not even minding the massive girl squealing in terror.
But still, it’s a bug, you know?
So I get out of the bathroom and scream
PUTANGINA MAY IPIS.
Then someone comes to my rescue…
And the cockroach is nowhere to be found.
Not even a trace of it.
Not even his teensy feetprints.
And then again, I’m labelled the most paranoid person in the planet.
One day. One fateful day you fucking vermin will be caught by my rescuer.
And I will not be called crazy anymore.
Never ever.
I will find that warp hole you so conveniently enter as I call for help.
And I will not be called crazy anymore.
Never ever.
