Passion tablets

If you’re tired and can’t sleep, there are sleeping pills.

If you’re gay and want boobs, there’s estrogen.

If you’re horny and want to last longer, there’s Viagra.

There’s something for everything, but if you’re feeling lifeless, what do you take?

I’m not pretending to be emo or anything, I’ve just been feeling dull for the longest time.

I need to be passionate about something. Anything.