For people who find farting a delightful experience.

A couple of weeks ago in a class, we were asked to introduce ourselves. I said the usual things, and I got the usual reaction I expect from people after hearing my name for the first time. We were also asked about our hobbies and so I said mine. I just got so annoyed after hearing so many: “I love sleeping and eating (plus a goofy smile).” In a school like this you expect to hear something like: “I read, and after reading I read some more, and if I still have time, I read.” Sometimes I feel bad for always thinking that I am not smart enough to be here. But moments like that make me think that I am, hands down, the brightest in the class.

A hobby is something you enjoy doing often, something like painting, paper-folding, or maybe even watching porn or something. But sleeping and eating are biological necessities, just like farting. Get the point? I cannot stand it when people consider it as a hobby just to have something to say. And it’s not like you get some sort of emotional orgasm after eating or sleeping. God, sometimes people are just stupid.

Another topic.

I have a new thing. And I am really happy about it. I hope it goes well, and if it really does, I might not even consider Diliman anymore. I love hearing “Sha-san!” in a magical “Tenen!” tone.