I can find a good use for the word FUCK.

Okay, so I’m here in some computer shop in Tambo, Paranaque. I seriously don’t know why I can’t get internet reception something something at my mom’s house. Today is the scheduled day to finalize matters under UPLB Systemone. I don’t fully understand how that works, basta all I know is that if I dont work on it now, I might lose some of the FIFTEEN units I managed to get. So I decided to take a quick shower and check my Systemone account in the first internet shop that crosses my path.

I entered the gates of hell. This is by far the filthiest computer shop I have ever been to. It’s so fucking smelly here. (Well this is Tambo, whaddya expect?) The smell of unwashed dogs and dried dog pee is just too much. But the internet connection at my mother’s house is down and I haven’t gotten my required dose of internet for two days so here I am. It’s so fucking smelly I seriously have to control my breathing to one-minute intervals in order not to suffocate to death. I am surrounded by unbathed boys who seemed so glued to their games that they look like they haven’t showered for days. I am suffering as I type and this nasal torture is enough to overwhelm my grief caused by…

FAILING MATH.

Can you NOT believe it? I failed math. I know, I can’t NOT believe it either. I kind of expected it in a way but I am still shocked by it. I know I don’t study and all, but I have never failed anything I never exerted effort on. I had fifteen units under Systemone and as I was about to secure my slots I noticed there were only twelve left. My next Math got cancelled and I could only think of one reason why. I now I have to repeat college algebra. So fucking believable, right?  Wow, shocker. I am going to fall behind. I am underloaded and I still have to repeat a subject. I don’t understand why Systemone only gave me FIFTEEN fucking units to begin with when everyone I know has twenty. I didn’t even get a slot in Human Ecology 2 when I am fucking taking  Human Ecology. UP for me is so great in a way that I don’t even feel that I am in a public school. We don’t lack classrooms and teachers and we aren’t deprived of proper education but I have come to realize that even UP isn’t perfect. They can’t give you all the subjects you need. I don’t even think I can do the prerog thing they do because my schedule is too weird. Nothing will fit in between subjects. This is just great.

I could think of one solution: STI College, the college that deserves students who fail College fucking Algebra.

STI, here I come. Bwahaha!

I don’t even know what STI stands for.